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Oct. 7th, 2009

Eighteenth

I am too old for this.

Sep. 12th, 2009

Seventeenth

Dolores.

Collect my son, if you will.

He is distressed and rambling about something and there are tears. I'm far to busy to make sense of it.

Aug. 6th, 2009

Sixteenth

Will you all cease your racket? I have been working over time Obliviating Muggles because all your various clatterings.

This should not even be an issue.

Jul. 9th, 2009

Fifteenth

The new House Elf made sweets for Theodore.

They were mostly chocolate.

Now I have an ill child and one less Elf.

Dolores would you be so kind as to do something? He's vomiting and I have too many cases on my desk to deal with this.

May. 16th, 2009

Fifteenth

To all of you who are leaving messages for my son in your journals. Do not. He is no longer allowed any access to them.

May. 10th, 2009

Fourteenth

Hexed Unbreakable to Giselle Yaxley )

May. 3rd, 2009

Thirteenth

Private to Death Eaters, minus Bellatrix )

Apr. 27th, 2009

Private to Rabastan

Private to Rabastan

Female Potter is delivered.

As is your mudblood ex. Did you know she was four months pregnant?

Apr. 25th, 2009

Twelfth

Hexed Private to Death Eaters )

Apr. 24th, 2009

Eleventh

Just in case any of you missed the memo: I am 60. An old man. Yes, old. So I would kindly ask you not to throw me into a cement wall run down the halls and straight into me in the Ministry near stairs. Hooligans. A dislocated shoulder, while fixable, is a very big inconvenience to a man my age.

Private to Rabastan )

Apr. 12th, 2009

Tenth

If I see Theodore with one egg or rabbit shaped candy or object there will be hell to pay. That is all.

Mar. 25th, 2009

Ninth

Dolores.

Why do some of my coworkers believe you are adopting my son?

Mar. 17th, 2009

Eighth

If you are not Irish or Catholic and you are at a bar then you are not celebrating a holiday, you are merely getting drunk and have no excuse for your debauchery.

Mar. 11th, 2009

Seventh

Is it a requirement to be utterly insane before you're given one of these journals? If that is the case I'll burn mine immediately.

Feb. 27th, 2009

Sixth

Everyone had been so considerate with their photographs.

Don't stop now.

Feb. 6th, 2009

Fifth

I'd forgotten how pleasant Cannes is this time of year.

Narcissa, how fairs my son?

I am too old for this coup nonsense. Can't a dictator stay in power until I die so I don't have to deal with this ridiculousness? It's becoming more and more tiresome to keep up with the turning tides of the government. At least its easier to commit treason these days. Just make a post asking for assistance to mutiny. In the old days you never actually knew a thing. These young people are so flippantly careless with their revolts. Its absurd.

Bloody elf. Knocked over my inkwell bringing me a scotch. She gets clothes. I cannot tolerate such clumsiness.

Feb. 1st, 2009

Fourth

Theodore has come down with one of those typical childhood illnesses. He's been confined to his room until it has passed, at the Healer's orders. How long do these illnesses typically last for a six year old? I was going to take him with me on a holiday to Cannes next week but if he is still ill that would hardly be prudent and I'll have to hire someone to watch him.

Jan. 15th, 2009

Third

I am far from amused.

What idiot came to the Ministry sick and infected us all?

Jan. 5th, 2009

Second

Theodore now believes that Father Christmas, whom he was so enamored with not a few weeks earlier, comes and finds children who visit him before Christmas and destroys them and that only our extensive wards on the manor kept the old man out. It's one flight of fancy I'll let him continue to believe as it is far more useful for me than the truth. I do believe that I have no cause to be concerned about the boy wanting to celebrate Christmas next year.

Private to Dolores )

Nov. 19th, 2008

First

If I had the urge to look at photographs I'd take some and acquire a photoalbum.

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