I'd forgotten how pleasant Cannes is this time of year.
Narcissa, how fairs my son?
I am too old for this coup nonsense. Can't a dictator stay in power until I die so I don't have to deal with this ridiculousness? It's becoming more and more tiresome to keep up with the turning tides of the government. At least its easier to commit treason these days. Just make a post asking for assistance to mutiny. In the old days you never actually knew a thing. These young people are so flippantly careless with their revolts. Its absurd.
Bloody elf. Knocked over my inkwell bringing me a scotch. She gets clothes. I cannot tolerate such clumsiness.